So I hear there is a big cry fest over the price and size of the new Halo Wars DLC. From what I understand, a bunch of basement-dwelling emo kids are upset that the price of the new Halo Wars DLC is so high considering that it’s a measly 2mb download, meaning, by their expert calculations, that the “DLC” was already on the disc and you are just paying to download a code to unlock the content. Oh no! Whiny tweens!

So, the other day I get a game from Gamefly in the mail.  As usual, this is a pretty happy event for me as it means I will have something at least mildly entertaining to brighten my otherwise dreary and miserable day to day activities.  What I did not expect, however, was the sheer amount of just plain jrpg suckage that would be flying out of my television set when I started up the game.  I was not prepared for it and it nearly cost me my life.  Hopefully you will heed this warning and go into things with a firmer grasp of what things are like on the dark side of the JRPG. Oh no! Stereotyping!