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Cookigaki Blog, Stardate 052109

Posted by Tomonoatmeal Cookigaki On May - 21 - 2009

Cookigaki Blog

Cookigaki is in very WTF mood. What is point of Nintendo DS game about walking? Game keep track of walking. So fucking what? Cookigaki has new game idea for Nintendo DS. It is called Nintendo DS: Shut Up. You win game by never turning it on.

Game company also claim walking is America’s favorite physical activity. America, if this true, you are stupid country. Cookigaki favorite physical activity is tie between dipping hotstick in many womens and ninja slicing douchebags with mystical hat rotation. Both involve The Hugenormous Wang of Cookigaki. Yes, that is capitalized. It is proper noun.

Walking is not physical activity to be favored. Walking is necessity. America might as well say favorite physical activity is opening fridge. It just a thing that needs doing in order to do other things. Nobody opens fridge just for fun unless they are retard.

Do people know they can walk without purchase of Nintendo DS game? How about send $50 to Cookigaki and Cookigaki say how great you walk. Cookigaki also compliment your hair. Cookigaki bet Nintendo DS game will not do that. Paypal Cookigaki your money.

That is all. Leather be with you.

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