This is first entry in Cookigaki Blog. Yes, Cookigaki uses Stardate. Not like Star Trek though, like Ninja Star. Disregard picture, it means nothing. Was that funny? Doesn’t matter because it was not a joke.

Cookigaki was awoke this afternoon by several ninja babes hoping to be next DOA girl. Babes were all slapped for disturbing the rest Cookigaki needs to maintain stability of cookie face. Babes then apologized and we all had some chicken.

Cookigaki ate KFC which no longer means ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’. It actually just means KFC now. Fried is bad word in western culture. Cookigaki does not understand what wrong with fried. Cookigaki eat fried food all the time and can still wall run with greatest of ease. Perhaps fried is not bad, it is just that everyone too lazy to learn to wall run in the first place.

Doesn’t matter either way because Cookigaki tried new grilled chicken from KFC. Tried to try anyways. KFC is shit and did not have enough for a bucket. KFC also lacked green beans. Cookigaki declares anyone who wish to be part of the Order of Indoor Shades must not eat at KFC because Cookigaki does not approve!

That is all. Leather be with you, friends.

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